"Why is it automatically me who's the rentboy?" Kimi jerks his thumb towards Despil as their drinks are brought, pointing out, "He's the one with the bubble butt, same as Damian. Hell, you went after both of them but never tried me!"

Kimi's not offended at all, though, because at the end of the day, he and Arie are very much not each other's type, and they're good enough friends as is, no dicks or butts attached.